"Boomer! Come quick! The universe is sticking it to me again!"-Poncho
He lives in a house with 6 to 9 cats, depending on the strip, and is highly paranoid as a result. He is obsessed with gambling and money making-schemes.
Poncho is the only known dog to hold the position of Dog Hobo King.
Poncho is insecure, paranoid, greedy, and slightly cynical and sadistic. He is also shown to be naive and un-doglike. His inner dog is an insecure, naive, and occasionally drunken, rodeo clown. His moral compass is seemingly non-existent, or at least broken, a fact that has been confirmed by the inner dog.